Sharon can hardly sleep these days from the
adrenaline pumping through
his body. He can't seem to stop singing the old Woody
Guthrie song: THIS LAND IS MY LAND, YOUR
LAND IS MY LAND, FROM THE NILE RIVER TO THE
FERTILE CRESCENT.
He can smell war. He can hardly contain his
glee at the possibility of redeeming
himself in the eyes of Israel for the debacle in Lebanon.
This
time he knows he will finally finish the job that alluded him in
Beirut--kill Arafat and his "terrorist" organization.
That won't be all.
The fire in his eyes as he looks at his Uzi reveal his
grander intention to
eliminate any and all form of Palestinian life and
resistance. He'll castrate the
blind and elderly Shekh Yassin of Hamas, a man Israel
initially funded and aided to
form Hamas as an alternative to the PLO. Next will
be Islamic Jihad, Tanzim, and,
well, what the hell, any Palestinian able to
breathe or walk, even fetuses who can grow up to be
"terrorists". Sharon,
like Nero, will burn Palestine to finally achieve his
greatest victory as
the General who saved Eretz Israel---complete "Quiet" in
Judea and Samaria.
Sharon is so proud of his brilliant political,
military, diplomatic and
public relations strategy. The world, as usual, in
Pavlovian fashion has
swallowed his characterizations of the "violence" committed
by Arafat. Arafat is a "pathological
liar and murderer"--the world and Bush/Powell
say "we agree". The
Palestinian Authority is a "terrorist
organization"--the world and Bush/Powell
say "we agree". The Palestinians are using
"terrorist bombs, mortars,
suicide bombs, drive by shootings" to kill innocent
Israeli children and
civilians--the world and Bush/Powell say "we agree".
Iran is
sending missiles, arms, and munitions to the Palestinian
"terrorists" via
Syria--the world and Bush/Powell say "we agree". Iraq
is funding "terrorist" cells and aiming
missiles at Israel--the world and
Bush/Powell say "we agree".
Hizbullah has infiltrated the "territories" to train
and assist Arafat in launching
large scale attacks on Israeli civilians--the
world and Bush/Powell say "we agree". Egypt is
illegally providing military
aid to the Palestinians and its media along with the Arab
media are inciting
"hatred" against Jews and promoting "violence" against
Israel--the world and
Bush/Powell say "we agree". The Palestinians have
reneged on ALL their agreements since
1948, never accepted Israel as a nation or as a
benevolent civilizing occupier,
although no doubt there have been some minor
excesses like Deir Yassin---the
world and Bush/Powell say "we agree". Arafat
never called for a cease-fire for
months despite our "RESTRAINT" limited to
F-16's, a few Apache helicopters, a nightly reminder of
"peace" shelling until the German
Fischer (a good friend) told him to do so after his
killing of teenagers who only
wanted to party in Tel Aviv---the world and
Bush/Powell say "we agree". America and the western
civilized world are tired of Palestinian
"terrorism" and Islamic "terrorism" as the
Honorable President Bush
mentioned when he said "THEY hate us, hate our democracy,
hate our wealth, and hate our allies (that's us)"--the
world and Bush/Powell
say "we agree". Colin Powell came to our region and
told Sharon you decide
"when and if there is a quiet period"; now I'm deciding
there hasn't been a
quiet period and thus I must act to "quiet" the
violence--the world and Bush/Powell say
"we agree". I've been saying for sometime that Arafat
is the problem and we must solve
it. We can kill him or send him out with
his "terrorists"--the world and
Bush/Powell say "we agree". I sent out our
top three diplomatic talking
"Amigos" to "educate" America and Europe about
our "besieged and defenseless
positions" against ceaseless Palestinian
"violence" and that we can't hold our "Restraint" much longer
while our people die--the world and
Bush/Powell say "we agree".
Sharon goes on to say to himself: Okay, that
was our political and diplomatic
strategy thanks to our American friends in the media like the
New York Times, Washington Post,
the networks, CNN, and Jews like Safire,
Friedman, Krauthammer, Jacoby, Zuckerman etc.. They know how
to keep the
Congress and Administration "Quiet" too. Now, my military
strategy. On
the pretense of "defensive measures" I
will send in the army and infantry to
divide the West Bank and Gaza to smaller enclaves totally
surrounded by the
army. I will say this is to send the "terrorist
Arafat" a strong message to
stop his "violence" against our innocent Jewish settlers
who want nothing
but to live in peace on hills surrounding his camps and
have the peace to
drive on our new wide highways with "quiet". With the
constant media and
political barrage from Congress for months that the
Palestinians do not want
peace but only to kill Jews and drive them into the sea,
the western conscience will be "quiet"
when I finally make my move.
Sharon is intoxicated with illusions of rockets,
shells, missiles, bullets, swirling in
his imagination as he finally achieves the
bloodiest and "final solution"
victory against the Palestinians. Oh, he can
hardly wait for another suicide
bomber and if they are stupid enough not to
bomb, he knows how to "make' a
suicide bomber. Nothing will be sweeter to his
ears than the news of dozens of Israelis killed by a
suicide bomber. He thinks again.
I don't need dozens of deaths, just a misguided mortar
landing anywhere. Oh, how sweet victory is and how
sweeter revenge is. This time Arafat,
there will be no one to stop me from finishing you off
like the last time in Beirut. I will be doing the
civilized world and even
the Arab world a favor. You idiot, you never
understood why they have never
united and demanded a "Palestinian State". They give
you money like crumbs
to keep your plane flying while your cronies steal the
rest. In every Arab
country Palestinians are treated like dirt. We treat
your workers better in
Israel. No one gives a damn about you or your people.
At that moment, Sharon's aide knocks on the door.
Come in. General, we just got word
that the G8 Summit is calling for a "Monitor" group
between us and the "terrorists".
Sharon asks what Powell said about this. The
aide said that Powell went along.
Sharon's face turns red and he rages
saying. So the black Jamaican General
thinks he can "restrain" me, well, as he
points to his Uzi: "Let him Restrain This". They want a
"Monitor" group do
they. By the time they decide on what, who, how,
where, and when there will
be no Palestinians to Monitor.
He picks up his phone and calls Mofaz: "Mofaz,
you got the green light to
commence "OPERATION QUIET BLITZKREIG". I don't want
anyone alive. I want
you to throw the Palestinians into the Dead Sea, finish
them off, and bring
me Arafat's head to decorate my bedroom. I want to
sleep with QUIET."
He hangs up and looks into the Bush/Powell photo
on his desk. He picks his
shoe smashes it and with a huge sigh of relief and laughter
smashes the picture and says: MONITOR
THIS YOU STUPID IDIOTS.
The total annihilation of the Palestinians only
takes one week. The Arabs/Muslims,
Bush/Powell, and the world say: "we agree".
