Recently sifting through
the archives of George Orwell I came across a long letter apparently
written by one of the late writer’s friends. The letter purports to be a
follow-up to the events which took place on Animal Farm, that unique
experiment in animal self rule:
Dear George, My research
brought me to the Farm in **shire, which you described so vividly in your
book. I can’t tell you how excited I was to receive the Academy grant to
study the only Farm in the world where Animals managed their own affairs.
I knew that full democracy at
the Farm had been substituted almost immediately by the harsh rule of Pigs
and their ferocious Dogs, so I was rather afraid to cross its
well-fortified perimeter. As I was driven in a Horse-cart through the wide
avenues of the Farmstead, Linda the Piglet told me that the horrors of
oppression described in your book were now consigned to history and a
liberal system had come into existence.
The place was one of the least
efficient farms in the area. But the Animals were well fed and decently
housed, though in rather shabby shacks. It was not a place of total
equality; a small band of specially bred Pigs was in charge. But even
their superior conditions did not seem to differ greatly from the rest - a
bit more grub, a slightly bigger shack, access to a Farm- owned cart.
The Animals were not content.
And the closer an Animal was to the pinnacle of power, the more
dissatisfied she or he was. Linda’s dream was to go into the world of
Humans and become the star of the Muppet Show. That evening she brought
some friends round to my Human Lodge room. They were ruling Pigs and
intellectual Foxes - the only kinds of the animals which a stranger like
me would meet at the Farm. The proletarian Horses and peasant Cows
couldn’t speak Human language anyway.
All the visitors complained.
The Pigs compared their sty with palaces of Texan oil millionaires (they
watched ‘Dallas’). I met one prominent Pig, Stinky, who had everything
the Farm could give. He was the boss of the Massage parlour for the Ruling
Pigs and therefore belonged to the elite. That meant unlimited grub, a
nice sty in the Centre, a comfortable country cottage and opportunities to
go to London and Paris.
‘You must be content with
your life,’ I commented.
‘No, I am an unhappy
creature,’ he whined, ‘whenever I go to Paris or New York I have to
economize and stay in our own service flats. The joys of the Cote d’Azur
are not for me, I cannot shop in the Faubourg St Honore.’
‘But you have your own
pretty vacation resorts, your own jewellers,’ I argued.
‘They are not as good as
yours,’he said firmly.
The Foxes were even more
unhappy. ‘We are forced to live in the same houses as horses,’ a Red
Fox told me. ‘We with our superb education - living with those coarse
beasts.’ The Silver Foxes proudly proclaimed their North American
origin; one showed me an article in the Encyclopaedia Britannica attesting
to this fact. ‘You see,’ he said, ‘we could be living in Beverly
Hills. I have a relative who moved back to America and has landed on Nancy
Reagan’s shoulders.’
‘Life is so gorgeous
outside,’ exclaimed Linda. ‘I once went to a Pig exhibition in
Montreal. We stayed in golden sties, washed in huge bathtubs and were
served real French fries. Just think: we all could have such a life. But
our bosses will not have it. They keep telling us that Humans would eat
us, slaughter us, take away our children... Tell us, how can we get rid of
the ruling Pigs and join Humankind?’
I found myself in a dubious
position. This enthusiasm for Human society was exciting and contagious,
but the vision was patently too optimistic. I mumbled something about pork
chops. Linda looked at me with horror: ‘I should have figured it out for
myself - if you were invited to the Farm, you must have agreed to support
Rotten’s brainwashing machine. It’s good that not all Humans are like
that. Mr Johnson, for example...’
‘Who is Mr Johnson?,’ I
inquired.
‘I am Mr Johnson,’ said a
tall, blond, clean-shaven man in a well-cut grey suit who entered my room
without knocking.
‘Dear Mr Johnson,’ the
others greeted him. ‘You are back. Did you bring those little things you
promised?’
‘Yes, I did. Here is a pack
of Marlboros for you, Linda, and some Christian Dior for you, Stinky, and
blue jeans for you, Rose...’
I learned that Mr Johnson was
the heir to the huge Johnson Ranch to the West and was a regular visitor
to Animal Farm where he would buy up surplus produce and sell nice things
from the Big World.
He later told me that his
father, Jamison Johnson senior, dreamed of making his eastern
neighbour’s lands part of his estate. If modernized, Animal Farm could
be a good source of income, producing milk, meat and hides...
Business aside, Mr Johnson
senior was quite obsessed with the idea of regaining Animal Farm for
people. ‘The thought of animals ruling themselves is a horrible
profanity,’ he would say, ‘it could lead my cows and horses into
temptation.’
Anyway, Mr Johnson junior had
come that evening for a special religious occasion - to celebrate the
Cargo Cult. Its Chief Priest was Stinky.
‘Ladies and gentlemen,’
Stinky proclaimed, ‘let us thank our Great Benefactor, dear Mr Johnson.
And let us thank The Great Box of Goods.’ The animals cheered.
But Mr Johnson had some bad
news: ‘We tried to convince Chairman Rotten to sell us some meadows
which border with our Ranch, but he didn’t agree. That is why you cannot
have all the sweets and goodies you asked for, dear Stinky.’
‘Bloody Rotten,’ fumed
Stinky, ‘What do we need those meadows for? We have enough meadows.
It’s sweets we are short of. Next week I’ll come to your ranch and we
shall see what we can do.’
They walked away hand in hand.
I did not understand then that
I had witnessed the great moment: the beginning of the revolution which
was to change the face of Animal Farm...
(Mr. Israel
Shamir, is one of best-known and most respected
Russian Israeli writer and journalist. He wrote for Haaretz,
BBC,
Pravda and translated Agnon, Joyce and Homer into Russian. He
lives in Tel Aviv and writes a weekly column in the Vesti, the
biggest
Russian-language paper in Israel.)
Source:
by courtesy & © 2001 Israel
Shamir
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