by Tom Mitsoff
If you haven’t been an airline passenger since
Sept. 11, things are much, much different than you remember. And,
thankfully, the passage of time since the attack on America has
diminished neither the resolve nor the attention to detail of
security personnel.
After waiting in line for an hour to pass
through the security checkpoint at the Columbus, Ohio airport last
week, I placed my carry-on bag on the x-ray conveyor and asked a
security person what I should do with my cell phone.
"Put it on the conveyor, sir," he said with
disdain in his voice. And then he raised his voice so as many people
in the several-hundred-deep line as possible could hear him.
"Please be ready when you get to the
checkpoint to put ALL of your items on the conveyor," he bellowed.
"If you aren’t ready, it just delays things for everyone."
It used to be that I would put my cell phone
in a little basket, walk through the metal detector, and head to the
gate. But that was then and this is now.
As I went to retrieve my carry-on bag from the
x-ray inspection, a security guard approached.
"Is this your bag, sir?" he asked. I answered
in the affirmative.
"Would you mind if I search it?" he asked in
what I perceived was a courtesy question only. Whether I objected or
not probably wasn’t truly a consideration. I figured it must be a
random and-or routine part of post-attack procedures.
The gentleman started to go through the things
in my carry-on bag. He opened my travel toiletry case and started
taking out my shaving cream, deodorant and … my little travel
toenail clipper kit.
And as he opened it, it hit me.
I was bringing sharp scissors and a metal
toenail file into the passenger cabin. Six weeks ago they would have
been categorized as personal hygiene items. Now they were potential
weapons of terror.
At that split second, it crossed my mind that
in this highly charged setting, this might be viewed as a serious
offense. I just hoped that the security folks would see the
combination of embarrassment and stark realization of what I had
done.
Another man approached, looked at the sharp
scissors and pointed metal file, and asked, "Are these your items,
sir?"
"Uh-oh," I thought, but I confirmed that they
were.
"You can’t take these on board," he said, and
confiscated all of the items.
As the day progressed, I was randomly searched
on two other occasions, both times by friendly but thorough airline
employees. While it was inconvenient and even a little embarrassing,
I walked away from each search feeling good about the fact that the
airlines and airports are now being so thorough. I was glad that
security found the potential weapons in my carry-on bag. It showed
me that whether by innocent mistake or conscious act, it is now much
more difficult to get items that could cause personal harm to others
into the passenger cabin.
Bottom line: Don’t expect to whiz through
security any more. And that’s a good thing for passengers, pilots
and flight attendants.
As a security person re-packed my carry-on bag
following the search, I said to him, "It never even occurred to me
(that there would be a problem with the toenail clippers)."
"Things are different now," he said.
Indeed.
Mr.
Tom Mitsoff is a daily newspaper editor and syndicated
editorial columnist. His web address is
http://www.tommitsoff.com.
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