Bush: Causus Beli, Baby :: Text of Bush WWW Press Conference :: (Satire)

"Text of President Bush's news conference in the basement of White House Laundry room. Ahmed Amr transcribed this text. He has hearing problems and the dryers were running, but this is what he thought he heard."

The Cancer Cells

"The Palestinians, of course, suffer more than anyone else."

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Gov. Ehrlich: Don’t Forget the USS Liberty

"Gov. Ehrlich’s refusal to meet with Sharon would speak volumes. By doing so, he would be taking a stand against the fascist nature of the present Israeli regime, under the hawkish Sharon (Amnesty.org). The gross militancy of this Israel government is so bad that in a recent poll, authorized by the European Commission, a majority of Europeans, said that, "Israel presented the biggest threat to world peace" (10/30/03, EUobserver.com)."

Root Causes of The Terrorism

"American government is doing nothing for the global poverty, ignorance and education."

Mistaken Perception

"To accept suffering is to accept defeat. The weak cannot afford that."